The Men's Bill of Rights: No taxation without ejaculation.

We've spent too much time debating the reproductive rights of women. It's time to clarify the reproductive rights of men. Unfortunately, the National Center for Men offers only a "reproductive rights affidavit" (obtainable by mail in exchange for a donation), which it admits is just a "symbolic protest." What we need is a real, enforceable men's bill of rights. Here's a first draft. Send it around to your friends, and after we work out the revisions, we'll start gathering signatures for ratification.